Panda Rest House

JoK3s~~~ ^-^

2005-09-16T01:53:00.000+08:00

Quiz Kid :" By the way, did you know it is now the fashion to dress according to the color of your hair?"
Quiz Kidder :" No kidding!"
Quiz Kid :" Sure! A man with brown hair should wear a brown suit. A man with gray hair should wear a gray suit, and so on."
Quiz Kidder :" Say, tell me. How should a bald-headed man dress?"
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The teacher had been giving a very long and not very interesting lecture on animals. When she finished, she decided to ask a few questions, and started off with this one:" Now, Tommy, tell me where elephants are found."
Tommy hadn't done much listening, but he was willing to do a little bluffing. "Elephant," said Tommy wisely," are such darned big animals that they hardly ever get lost."
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Mummy was away , visiting her sister for a few days, and Daddy got to wishing for a sponge cake.
"I'll make one." his daughter promised. When Daddy got home that night and asked for the sponge cake, daughter replied, "Well, I cooked it for you, but it didn't turn out right. I'll bet the grocer sent me the wrong kind of sponge."
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Annoyed Father :" Good heavens, son! Why aren't you at the top of your class once in a while, instead of always be the bottom?"
Dumb Bunny :" It doesn't make any difference, Dad. The teacher talks so loud you can hear at both ends."
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Father :" Well, son, how are your marks?"
Son :" They're under water."
Father :" What do you mean, under water?"
Son :" Below C level..."

Wonderful Life

2005-08-30T19:31:00.000+08:00

美妙人生

This series is so nice n touching~~~
I've watched it some months ago but it's still so deep impress me.

I like this small girl very much!!! She's so good in acting. I was amazed by her talent. She caused me cry through out the series since she has appeared in the series (if not mistaken,she appeares in series 6.) Love her so much... I want a daughter like her!!!

老豆与我

2005-04-02T19:21:00.000+08:00

从来都不知道我的老豆说话可以这么的......“可爱”。我差点被他的话给气得噎着，不知他是不是特地乘我吃饭时说这些冷笑话，真是杀人于无形！话说某个星期五的夜晚（愚人节当天），我可爱的企鹅老豆走进厨房陪我这刚从学校回来的可爱的熊猫女儿说话。以下就是我们之间的对话......

企鹅老豆：“怎样啊？这星期在学校有没有乖乖啊？”
熊猫女儿：“当然有咯，我这么乖。”（神啊，请原谅我只道出一半的事实......)
企鹅老豆：“这星期是你的学校假期吧？都不明白你回去干嘛。如果你那么乖，那你一定没出街花钱咯？那你妈咪给你的零用钱一定够用了，我就不给你额外零用钱了。” （可恶的企鹅老豆竟然露出奸人的邪恶微笑！）
熊猫女儿：（冷汗慢慢地流过额头......别啊，老豆，你是我的天我的地，没有你的补助，下星期的生活会是惨不忍睹的......) “呵呵，钱嘛，是旧的不去，新的不来的。（努力陪笑中）您不知道吗，您女儿我的座右铭是 play hard & study hard! 所以我很努力地读书，也很努力地玩。哈哈哈。”
企鹅老豆：（挑一挑眉）“那么你是play hard & waste hard咯？我的荷包就slim hard until dead咯？”[最近有部电影叫《瘦到死》]
熊猫女儿：（妈啊，老豆何时那么up-dated的？）（冷汗嗖嗖地流，脑袋开始罢工中）“没啦，用的钱也不会太多。我真的有study hard 哦！”
企鹅老豆：“是吗？有study hard吗？你有study hard 我就不怎么清楚了。但怕你是study with no heart。”(奸人笑容再现！）
熊猫女儿：“!!!!!!!” （老豆又说他的英文水准不好？！！怎么... ... 怎么... ... )

wHat iS yOuR CaRtOOn ChaRacTer?

2005-03-29T11:26:00.000+08:00

Answer all the questions with what describes you best, add up all your points at the end and lookfor your results.
1) Which one of the following describes the perfect date?
a) Candlelight dinner - 4
b) Fun/Theme Park - 2
c) Painting in the park - 5
d) Rock concert - 1
e) Going to the movies - 3

2) What is your favorite type of music?
a) Rock and Roll - 2
b) Alternative - 1
c) Soft Rock - 4
d) Country - 5
e) Pop - 3

3) What type of movies do you prefer?
a) Comedy - 2
b) Horror - 1
c) Musical - 3
d) Romance - 4
e) Documentary - 5

4) Which one of these occupations would you choose if you only could choose one of these?
a) Waiter - 4
b) Professional Sports Player - 5
c) Teacher - 3
d) Police - 2
e) Cashier - 1

5) What do you do with your spare time?
a) Exercise - 5
b) Read - 4
c) Watch television - 2
d) Listen to music - 1
e) Sleep - 3

6) Which one of the following colors do you like best?
a) Yellow - 1
b) White - 5
c) Sky Blue - 3
d) Dark Blue - 2
e) Red - 4

7) What do you prefer to eat right now?
a) Snow - 3
b) Pizza - 2
c) Sushi - 1
d) Pasta - 4
e) Salad - 5

8) What is your favorite Holiday?
a) Halloween - 1
b) Christmas - 3
c) New Year - 2
d) Valentines Day - 4
e) Thanksgiving - 5

9) If you could go to one of these places which one would it be?
a) Paris - 4
b) Spain - 5
c) Las Vegas - 1
d) Hawaii - 4
e) Hollywood - 3

10) With which of the following would you prefer to spend time with?
a) Someone Smart - 5
b) Someone attractive - 2
c) Someone who likes to Party - 1
d) Someone who always has fun - 3
e) Someone very sentimental - 4

Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waiting for!

(10-16 points) You are Garfield: You are very comfortable, easy going, and you definitely know how to have fun but sometimes you take it to an extreme where you can hurt others. You tend to ignore feelings of others.You always know what you are doing and you are always in control of your life. Others may not see things as you do, but that doesn't mean that you always have to do what is right. Try to remember your happy spirit may hurt you or others.
(18-26 points) You are Snoopy: You are fun, you are very cool and popular. You always know what's in and you never are out of style. You are good at knowinghow to satisfy everyone else. You have probably disappeared for a few days more than once but you always come home with the family values that you learned. Being married and having children are important to you, but only after you have had your share of fun times.
(22-28 points) You are Arnold: You have lots of friends and you are also popular, always willing to give advice and help out a person in need. You are very optimistic and you always see the brightmside of things. Some good advice: try not to be too much of a dreamer, if not you will have many conflicts with life. When someone that is honest offeres you friendship, take it. Keep in touch with reality and life will be so much fun.
(29-34 points) You are Sponge Bob Square Pants:You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend anyone could ever have and never want to loose. You never cause harm to anyone, and nobody will ever understand you or your feelings. You are usually used by others becasue of your good nature and loving qualities. Those who do respect you doso in the most honest way. Life is a journey, your always on an adventure, funny and calm, yet full of too many ups and downs for the most part. Stay away from traitors and jealous people as they are the ones that bring you down... then you will be stress free.
(35-42 points) You are Charlie Brown: you are tender, you fall in love quickly but you are also very serious about all relationships. You are a family person. You call your mom every Sunday. You have many friends and may occasionally forget a few Birthdays. Don't let your passion confuse you with reality.
(43-50 points) You are Dexter: You are smart and definitely a thinker. Every situation is fronted with a plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very strong family principles. Maintain a stable routine but never ignore a bad situation when it comes upon you. When it comes to friends, your #1. Other people's problems are just that, their problems. You have selective hearing.

Process of Awaken

2005-03-08T22:12:00.000+08:00

Find your faults,
feel deep regret,and
correct your mistakes,
reform sincerely,
practice kindness,
concentrate the mind,
sever selfishness,
awaken. ^-^
***muakz***

2005-02-04T00:46:00.000+08:00

One of my favourite cartoon movie "Totoro". Love it very much.

2005-02-04T00:43:00.000+08:00

It is very true. Hope that we are not only understand it, but also realise it and appreciate what and who that we owned.

Hello

2005-02-02T22:44:00.000+08:00

Do you know that a simple "hello" can be so sweet?

H=how are you?
E=everything all right?
L=like to see you.
L=love to hear from you.
O=obviously miss you!

Chinese New Year is coming! So, say "hello" to all those family members, relatives, and friends that you have ignored because of your busy life.

Valentine's Day is coming too! So, say "hello" to your beloved and have a romantic date. Of course, you can't forget the magic word "I love you" and a bunch of roses on your sweet date.

Happy New Year & Happy Valentine's Day! ^-^

分享3個故事之麥當勞的故事

2005-01-23T23:31:00.000+08:00

在我家附近，開了一家新的麥當勞。耀眼的Ｍ字招牌，馬上變成了一個顯目的指標，無論是指引車子裡的司機，還是指引肚子裡的蛔蟲。而我，因為一直在外面求學的關係，所以始終沒有機會踏入這間距離我家僅只100公尺的世界級小，麥當勞。

直到那一天，我回家的那天，媽媽剛好回了澎湖，姐姐則去參加台南的朋友婚宴，平常食物香氣不斷的廚房，登時空蕩起來。偌大的家，剩下我一個。於是，我下了決心，踏入就在我家隔壁的黃色大，麥當勞。推開門，裡頭還是那樣清潔的讓人心曠神怡，麥當勞叔叔掛著親切的笑容迎接著我。於是，我點了一號餐，非常輕鬆愉快的找了一張靠窗的座位坐下，吃著美味的漢堡，思考著麥當勞為什麼會風靡全台灣的原因。因為麥當勞行銷策略是針對「小孩」吧。再也沒有什麼偉大的願望，能比得上小孩滿足笑容的。

突然，我看到了兩個人，他們在一瞬間就吸引了我的注意力。因為他們跟這間整潔嶄新的建築物，一點都不搭配。他們是一個父親，還有一個小孩。父親身上泛黃的襯衫，東破了一個洞，西破了一個洞，沾滿了不知道是汽油還是黑油的油漬，一張臉略顯消瘦，尤其是被太陽不斷洗禮的皮膚，更顯得他飽受風霜，如果我沒猜錯，他應該是個工人吧。而小孩跟他父親比起來，並不算太瘦，但是若是跟麥當勞裡頭，任何一個握著飛機跑來跑去的小朋友來比，他實在太黑太小了。兩個人，慢慢的走進了麥當勞，從他們遲疑的步伐和四處張望的態度，可以猜測他們應該是第一次來到這種速食店。「我們要一份薯條，一杯可樂，還要兩個豬肉堡...」父親結結巴巴的說著，「總共150元。」店員臉上依然是麥當勞招牌微笑。「150元？好...好...」父親低下頭，用那隻又黑又髒的手，在口袋裡不斷的掏著，叮噹叮噹，一口袋的銅板，都撒在潔白的點餐桌上。父親拿著銅板，慢慢的數著。

「10元，20元，30元，40元，50元，55元，56元....」

店員倒還沈的住氣，依然微笑，等待著顧客將手上的零錢點清。可是我已經看到幾個排在他們後面的年輕人，露出了不耐煩的表情。突然，原本都不說話的小朋友，拉著父親髒破的襯衫，嚷著，「爸爸，我要那個車車，人家要那台車車....」「車車玩具啊？」父親瞇著眼睛看了看那台玩具，又轉頭問店員，「請問加這玩具要多少錢？」> 「要50元喔。」店員聲音微微提高，不知道是提醒父親，他手上的零錢可能不夠支付，還是為了讓他知難而退。父親沒有說話，只是露出了為難的表情。幾條皺紋被擠在他烏黑的額頭上，嘴角卻揚起了一陣苦笑。這樣的表情，好深刻。讓我幾乎忍不住，想放下了手上的漢堡，拿出還在我口袋的五十元。可是最後，我卻沒動，因為我想知道父親的選擇。

「那.....小姐，抱歉....我不要那個漢堡了，一個漢堡就好了。」店員遲疑了一下，很快的按下更改鍵，一個可能是父親這輩子唯一一次吃到的漢堡，變成了一個玩具汽車。也在這個時候，父親點完了錢，他收起了僅剩在桌上的兩三個零錢，一手端起那個木質的盤子。另一手則牽起了小朋友的手。慢慢的走向他們的座位，那瞬間，我看到了身為父親的驕傲。原本屈婁的身體，突然變得挺拔起來。而他的小朋友好興奮，不斷的跳著笑著，發出撲嚕撲嚕的汽車聲音，玩著他的新玩具。我睜著眼睛，偷偷地看著他們。父親什麼都沒吃，只是掛著非常滿足的微笑，看著興奮異常的小朋友，一會玩玩具，一會抓著薯條，用各種姿勢品嚐這份得來不易的美食。我靜靜的看著，突然發現，我必須找個地方，找隻筆，或許是網路，記載下當時父親的表情。他瞇著眼睛，非常疼惜的看著他眼前的小朋友，那幾道皺紋又在他的額頭上縮緊，只是這次，他是真的笑了。不再是苦笑。而是一種非常滿足的笑容。為什麼麥當勞能夠席捲全世界？因為父母的愛，能夠席捲全世界。

我彷彿感受到了他那份滿足，低下頭，笑著把我手上的漢堡吃完。

分享3個故事之浪漫

2005-01-23T23:11:00.000+08:00

老公是學理科的，當初喜歡他，是因為他的穩重，依靠在他的肩上有暖暖的踏實，三年的戀愛，兩年的婚姻，而我已倦了。當初的喜歡，現在倦他的根源，我是個感性的小女人，敏感細膩，渴望浪漫，如孩提時代渴望美麗的糖果。而他，卻天性不善於製造浪漫，木獨到讓我感受不到愛的氣息。某天，終於鼓起勇氣說：我們分開吧。他問：為什麼？我說：倦了，就不需要理由了。那個晚上，他只抽煙不說話。我的心越來越涼，連挽留都不會表達的男人，他能給我什麼樣的快樂？他說：怎麼做你才可以改變？人說秉性難改，我想我已經不對他抱什麼希望了。望著他的眼睛，我慢慢地說：回答一個問題，如果你能答到我心裏就可以，比如我非常喜歡懸崖上的一朵花，而你去摘的結果是百分之百的死亡，你會不會摘給我？他說：明天早晨告訴你答案好嗎？我的心灰下去。早晨醒來，他已經不在，只有一張寫滿字的紙壓在溫熱的牛奶杯子下。

第一行，就讓我涼透了。

親愛的，我不會去摘，但請容許我陳述不去摘的理由：你只會用電腦打字，卻總把程式弄得一塌糊塗，然後對著鍵盤哭，我要留著手指給你整理程式；你出門總是忘記帶鑰匙，我要留著雙腳跑回來給你開門；酷愛旅遊的你在自己的城市裏都常常迷路，我要留著眼睛給你帶路；每月「老朋友」光臨時你總是全身冰涼，還肚子疼，我要留著掌心溫暖你的小腹；你不愛出門，我擔心你會患上自閉症，留著嘴巴驅趕你的寂寞；你總是盯著電腦，眼睛給糟蹋得不太好了，我要好好活著，等你老了，給你修剪指甲，幫你拔掉讓你懊惱得白髮，拉著你的手，在海邊享受美好的陽光和柔軟的沙灘，告訴你一朵花的顏色，像你青春的臉......所以，在我不能確定有人比我更愛你以前我不想去摘那朵花......

我的淚滴在紙上，開成晶瑩的花朵，抹淨淚，繼續往下看：親愛的，如果你已經看完了，答案還讓你滿意，請你開門吧，我正站在門外，手裏提著你喜歡吃的鮮奶麵包......拉開門，我看見他的臉，緊張得像個孩子，只會把捏著麵包的手在我眼前晃晃。是的，是的，我確定，沒人比他更愛我，所以我不想要那朵花。

這就是愛情或者生活，被幸福平靜包圍時，一些平凡的愛意，總被渴望激情浪漫的心靈忽略，愛在他因你而起的許多個微小不足道的動作裏，從來就沒有固定的模式，只要愛，可以是任何一種平淡無奇的形式。花朵、浪漫，不過是浮在生活表面的淺淺點綴，它們的下面才是我們的生活。

分享3個故事之幸福

2005-01-23T22:55:00.000+08:00

有一個人，他生前善良而且熱心助人，所以在他死後，昇上天堂，做了天使。他當了天使後，仍時常到凡間幫助人，希望能感受到幸福的味道。有一天，他遇見一個農夫，農夫的樣子非常煩惱，他向天使訴說︰「我家的水牛剛死了，沒牠幫忙犁田，那我怎能下田工作呢？」於是天使賜給他一隻健壯的水牛，農夫很高興，天使在他身上感受到幸福的味道。又有一天，他遇見一個男人，男人非常沮喪，他向天使訴說︰「我的錢都被騙光，沒有盤纏回鄉。」於是天使送給他銀兩做路費，男人很高興，天使在他身上感受到幸福的味道。又一日，他遇見一個詩人，詩人年青、英俊、有才華而且富有，妻子貌美又溫柔，但他卻過得不快樂。天使問他︰「你不快樂嗎？我能幫你嗎？」詩人對天使說︰「我什麼也有，只欠一樣東西，你能夠給我嗎？」天使回答說︰「可以。你要什麼我也可以給你。」詩人直直的望著天使︰「我想要的是幸福。」這下子把天使難倒了，天使想了想，說︰「我明白了。」然後把詩人所擁有的都拿走。天使拿走詩人的才華，毀去他的容貌，奪去他的財產，和他妻子的性命，天使做完這些事後，便離去了。一個月後，天使再回到詩人的身邊，他那時餓得半死，衣衫襤褸地在躺在地上掙扎。於是，天使把他的一切還給他，然後，又離去了。半個月後，天使再去看看詩人。這次，詩人摟著妻子，不住向天使道謝，因為，他得到幸福了。

你曾覺得孤獨？你嚐過幸福的味道？孤寂、璀璨本就是形容詞，所有的形容詞都是比較的。沒嘗過孤寂，又怎知何謂璀璨的人生？孤寂又豈非人生之必經？人很奇怪，每每要到了失去後，才懂得珍惜。

其實，幸褔早就放就在你的面前。
肚子餓壞的時候，有一碗熱騰騰的拉麵放在你眼前，幸福。
累得半死的時候，撲上軟軟的床，也是幸福。
哭得要命的時候，旁邊溫柔的遞來一張紙巾，更是幸福。

幸福本沒有絕對的定義，平常一些小事也往往能撼動你的心靈，幸福與否，只在乎你的心怎麼看待。朋友，你的心，充滿了幸福嗎？還是，溢滿了哀愁？愉快的心情，敲你的心門時，你就該大大的開放你的心門，讓愉快與你同在。

用心是一切

2005-01-22T13:33:00.000+08:00

通常有一半的人是恋上爱情的感觉而不是真正爱上某个人。所以当他们在没有情人时总是感到空虚寂寞，直嚷着想找个人来爱，还会加个＂找对的人来爱＂的条件，以表自己的＂宁缺勿滥＂！但说穿了，只不过想找个人来填补心中的空缺，找个爱自己的人...因为没有被爱就活不下去！毕竟被爱是比较幸福的。　
而另一办则是真的爱这个人，他们愿意付出，就算对方大意的忘了自己，也不会计较谁付出的较多。在爱情中，的确很难将两人分的清楚。因为毕竟爱情是两人一同创造出来的，是两个灵魂交错的光合作用。只是，别忘了，属于自己的那颗心依然在胸口挂着，而思维更是专属的。　
承诺，是爱情的某种制式语言，可能是５２０１３１４，可能是说爱你到海枯石烂，但往往再多的保证都留不住已变的心。顿时承诺成了刺耳的讽语。不管自己是承诺的给予者或接受者，最后的解释只剩力不从心

一颗装满爱的心
是热忱的，是傻气的
假如遇到另一颗对的心，那便是全天下最幸福的事了！
我们往往无法和最爱的人相爱到老
却能选择与最懂自己的人相守！
这何尝不是种最美好的过程？
我们能求的不多，无非是种稳定与真心
用心是一切付出的基础
我只能说，真心的人最幸福！