JoK3s~~~ ^-^
Quiz Kid :" By the way, did you know it is now the fashion to dress according to the color of your hair?"Quiz Kidder :" No kidding!"
Quiz Kid :" Sure! A man with brown hair should wear a brown suit. A man with gray hair should wear a gray suit, and so on."
Quiz Kidder :" Say, tell me. How should a bald-headed man dress?"
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The teacher had been giving a very long and not very interesting lecture on animals. When she finished, she decided to ask a few questions, and started off with this one:" Now, Tommy, tell me where elephants are found."
Tommy hadn't done much listening, but he was willing to do a little bluffing. "Elephant," said Tommy wisely," are such darned big animals that they hardly ever get lost."
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Mummy was away , visiting her sister for a few days, and Daddy got to wishing for a sponge cake.
"I'll make one." his daughter promised. When Daddy got home that night and asked for the sponge cake, daughter replied, "Well, I cooked it for you, but it didn't turn out right. I'll bet the grocer sent me the wrong kind of sponge."
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Annoyed Father :" Good heavens, son! Why aren't you at the top of your class once in a while, instead of always be the bottom?"
Dumb Bunny :" It doesn't make any difference, Dad. The teacher talks so loud you can hear at both ends."
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Father :" Well, son, how are your marks?"
Son :" They're under water."
Father :" What do you mean, under water?"
Son :" Below C level..."
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